Fairly old hat but still amusing

[Slam]

Expecting a link to a picture of a dusty old hat? soz look elsewhere freak.
Instead, many of you may find this useful in the near future:


DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous.................Will sleep with all your mates
Athletic......................................No tits
Average looking...............Has a face like an arse
Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
Educated...................Was ****ed to bits at Uni'
Emotionally Secure......................On medication
Feminist..........................................Fat
Free spirit....................................Junkie
Friendship first..........................Former slut
Fun..........................................Annoying
Gentle...........................................Dull
Good Listener................................Autistic
New-Age............................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned.........................No BJs
Open-minded.................................Desperate
Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
Poet.......................................Depressive
Professional....................................Bitch
Romantic.......................................Frigid
Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket
Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
Widow.........................................Murderer

[Kalleth]

so what are you then, slam, a 40ish athletic beautiful educated, free spirited large lady who's looking for friendship first, is fun, is widowed, but wants a soul mate?

[Slam]

If I was, you still wouldn't be in with a chance of a shag :P

:E

[Mister666]

Rofl.

Kalleth = pwned. :E