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Pixie Pete
15-08-2003, 15:26
Gopher knows what I'm talking about. To outline the rules, basically we find comedy ebay products which appeal to out childish sense of humour.

I open the bidding with this mighty tome (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3543749664&category=2232).

Your move sir!
Gopher
15-08-2003, 15:27
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2187126402&category=588
Gopher
15-08-2003, 15:32
lmao, hung wang... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2944448044&category=19260
Pixie Pete
15-08-2003, 15:32
:laugh:

It's like that is it...

Okay, but I don't see how anyone could possibly not be tempted by this wonderful item (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3544040401&category=2232)

I'm almost tempted actually...
Gopher
15-08-2003, 15:37
that surely is a great buy but how could you live without....

this little chesnut :D (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3621659620&category=44080)
Pixie Pete
15-08-2003, 15:47
I NEED THIS! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3142205691&category=2527)
Gopher
15-08-2003, 15:49
ooo she's made me all wood... :O

this (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2945961014&category=324) puts mine to shame tho..
Pixie Pete
15-08-2003, 15:54
I'm.... speechless.

It makes this almost not funny (http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2651443311&category=11020)

Almost.

;)
Gopher
15-08-2003, 15:56
mmm soldiers head...

you know THIS (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3544181899&category=551) is going to be the next conversation peice at my next dinner party.
Gopher
15-08-2003, 15:59
omg i almost wet myself at this...

click here mofos (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2187122680&category=10020)
Pixie Pete
15-08-2003, 16:08
I still love this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2339816407&category=20750) classic entry.

I mean really, what are the odds of finding the words "Pork," "large" and "bone" in the same place?
Mister666
15-08-2003, 17:17
Originally posted by Gopher
lmao, hung wang... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2944448044&category=19260

LMFAO :laugh:

Have you guys actually read the little advert banners for the product in question?

With slogans like:

"Blend not dangerous ancient chinese formula that penis lengthning."

and

"Capsules: 60. Power contained generously."

How can anyone NOT be convinced? :laugh:
ChaosDragon
15-08-2003, 17:41
ROFL.

Did someone actually bid on that pubic hair? D:
communal toilet
15-08-2003, 17:49
no, 'corse I didn't

:lurking:
EZtigER
15-08-2003, 19:44
amazing finds! :E
-=Aurielle=-
15-08-2003, 20:24
/me bids on pubes

He's a natural blonde, heh.
Pixie Pete
15-08-2003, 23:35
I'm still waiting for Gopher's reply. I hope he hasn't bottled it :P
Gopher
16-08-2003, 00:29
for your information i was at work. However i have found this nice little trinket of delight... HERE (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3622425128&category=36150)

i didn't wanna lose that bone theme really :)
Pixie Pete
16-08-2003, 01:06
:laugh:


Boner Custom Rod blank with fast to moderately fast action D:

Perhaps this tool (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2340042060&category=20774) will interest you. ;)
Gopher
16-08-2003, 12:53
thank god this is a cd, otherwise... OUCH! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2551849317&category=2252)
Pixie Pete
16-08-2003, 13:00
:laugh:

On a similar CD related note... (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3342819729&category=210)

I... feel ill :(
Gopher
16-08-2003, 13:14
lololol

the scariest thing about this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3237222187&category=4067) isn't what it is but the fact that "THE BIGGEST ONE IS MISSING"
Mister666
16-08-2003, 16:33
What scares me is that the desciption says they're "tested".
Perhaps the biggest one was lost during the testing process. :emb:
Pixie Pete
16-08-2003, 16:54
The sad thing is that I'm almost tempted by this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=33641&item=2427577490).

I'm not joking ;(
Normandy
16-08-2003, 17:11
rofl :laugh:
EZtigER
16-08-2003, 21:51
ROFL :E
Gopher
17-08-2003, 02:07
get a load of THIS!!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2340029912&category=11704)

always said i'd be famous
Custodian
17-08-2003, 10:25
Ah, so someone has invented a special tool to make sure that we don't ever have to actually touch you.

Excellent :E
Pixie Pete
17-08-2003, 11:43
I think Gopher, you'll agree that this is a pretty big chopper! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2187358219&category=43341)
Gopher
17-08-2003, 11:57
lolol

all this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2551866773&category=4172) talk of romans is getting me hot.
Pixie Pete
17-08-2003, 17:14
Oh My Goodness! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2340250617&category=32875)
Gopher
18-08-2003, 00:29
lol

classic (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2187402688&category=4074)
Pixie Pete
18-08-2003, 00:58
Lol, good one. :D

Hot sausage anyone? (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2339805715&category=14312) :O
Gopher
18-08-2003, 01:06
:D

lol (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2945864017&category=687)
Pixie Pete
18-08-2003, 01:10
Mmm fiery. :E

What the hell did you type in to find that? :P

On an equally immature note... (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3621856962&category=3178)
Gopher
20-08-2003, 13:35
w00t (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2929882192&category=1469)
Pixie Pete
20-08-2003, 13:40
Here you go Gopher, I think this (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3622587420&category=36213) is to your tastes! :O
no_angel
26-08-2003, 18:22
i have nothing to add here ;(
Gopher
27-08-2003, 00:58
:O the indian from the village people returns. where the feck have you been hiding ?

still hot for me then ? ;)
no_angel
27-08-2003, 09:50
you know i loves ya baby! move into me new flat end of the month, fancy a trip down to the english riviera we call portsmouth? i've got a comfy sofa with your name written all over it.

(seriously, it is, i got bored ;) )
Gopher
27-08-2003, 12:57
lol. maybe one day my old china. However it is my bday soon, fancy coming to mintcake land ? ;)
Pixie Pete
27-08-2003, 14:27
Reply to the thread damn you. Bloody hi-jackers.

...

Although to be wholly hypocritical, the chances of a tpngc pissup in the south of England are looking higher than ever in a few months time, as me, Metfist and Tenshi live in Reading, and Khaz and alan_the_gerbil will be in London.

Come on, y'know it makes sense. Mmmm. :spin:
alan the gerbil
27-08-2003, 15:21
Yes, I now no longer have the need to travel obscene distances to go anywhere useful.

I just have to travel obscene distances to find sheep. But that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make :Q
no_angel
27-08-2003, 17:11
sounds good to me, i'm still kicking around on the same mobile number i had, anyone who knows it is more than welcome to give me a ring. and yes, let's all go out and get hammered. as for the bday goph. yes.
Joga
27-08-2003, 18:18
\o/ rob :x
Izzeh
27-08-2003, 21:43
Originally posted by Pixie Pete
me, Metfist and Tenshi live in Reading, and Khaz and alan_the_gerbil will be in London.

oi, NO! :/

Dont you remember the restraining order pixney? you are not allowed with 20 miles of mah home, no london for j00!

*builds wall around london*