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EZtigER
19-08-2003, 22:02
A poem/rhyme that is no more than 10 lines long,
Every sentence must rhyme,
Must include these words :

Mushroom
Toilet Paper
Spent Rocket Shell
Bloopers

No more than 10 lines, must incorporate words above, simple!

There are no questions? :P;)..rofl :E
Lord_Beefcake
19-08-2003, 23:32
To the average man, this might seem a challenge, to me... piece of (Beef)cake :E

Diner for two:

My girlfriend, as hot as girls can be (creative license :E)
Wanted a meal, prepared by me
To impress her with my skills as cook
A mushroom dish is what i took
However, soon i went through hell
It fell harder than a spent rocket shell (right, what exactly is that?:E)
All toilet paper was gone quite soon
and i was forced to use a spoon
My girlfriend was there, so for me
This goes into my bloopers top three...

I know, it's crap, but gimme break, i'm tired :P:E
Minxxy
22-08-2003, 09:02
Think i am in the wrong class here...
This is advanced poetry... me just a noob ;(
EZtigER
24-08-2003, 12:44
go on M... go on go on ;):E

N1 LB :E
Minxxy
04-09-2003, 11:44
Originally posted by EZTiger
There are no questions? :P;)..rofl :E

excuse me but what is a spent rocket shell?
Minxxy
04-09-2003, 12:06
This is going to be a boring poem
For often I can see
That when I have not one idea
No poem comes to be.

Maybe some mushroom would do the trick for this poem.
It is really bad.
And even as I write this
I know it's really sad.

Sad as sh!t I wrote this thing
That has no point at all.
Might as well flush it through the toilet,
need some extra paper since this poem's not that small.

But still I have not one idea
what a spent rocket shell is all about.
Can guess for ages without a doubt.
If you want to hear my blooper i suggest you might hang on.
But who would want a boring poem
to be so very long?

/me wipes sweat of forehead

omg! dont ever make me do this again!
Lord_Beefcake
04-09-2003, 20:07
well, i'm sorry i have to say this.. but:

[QUOTE]A poem/rhyme that is no more than 10 lines long[QUOTE]

:E:E

and yes, what the hell is a spent rocket shell?
Minxxy
05-09-2003, 09:49
Originally posted by Lord_Beefcake
well, i'm sorry i have to say this.. but:

[QUOTE]A poem/rhyme that is no more than 10 lines long[QUOTE]

:E:E

and yes, what the hell is a spent rocket shell?

aaaaaaaaaaaargh well delete a few lines and there you go...

/me has to accept she aint no poet!
/me wonders still bout the spent rocket shell and studies :

Spent Rocket Shell (http://www.google.nl/search?q=spent+rocket+shell&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=nl&btnG=Google+zoeken&lr=)

/me came to the conclusion she doesnt want to know what it is no more!
blito
18-09-2003, 22:07
trying to write a poem about toilet paper
a job as hard as pulling liquid out of vapour
or writing a song about a spent rocket shell
the words wont come, they give me hell
i sit here in darkness staring through the gloom
looking for inspiration in the shape of a mushroom
does it come to me through my drunken stuper
does it f*ck as like, oh dear, that was a blooper
blito
18-09-2003, 22:07
and with 2 lines to spare :o
Minxxy
27-09-2003, 10:58
lol
blito
27-09-2003, 11:12
:)
EZtigER
07-10-2003, 12:41
EZTiger applauds!! :E

Such talent and working with very little options!

A spent rocket shell, is the shell (case) left behind after a rocket has been fired. The shell (case) of the spent rocket was lying on the floor, contemplating a career change :P

I am impressed to say the least! Again again!

A poem/rhyme that is no more than 10 lines long,
Every sentence must rhyme,
Must include these words :

Someone choose another four words.. must be four only, two lines to rhyme, funniest wins an all expenses paid trip to Southend!

Crowd Gasps! :E
blito
07-10-2003, 17:40
four words to work on...
well howabout... errrmmmmm
let me think a minute... errrrr

mouse
banana
door
car

first four words to come to my head.. now what would the psychologists think of that :D
Lord_Beefcake
16-10-2003, 15:54
you're nuts
Lord_Beefcake
16-10-2003, 15:54
:E
blito
16-10-2003, 17:50
yup :E
ScoRp1ouS
17-10-2003, 09:49
The Very Short Story of the Mouse

I am a Mouse i LIve in a House
I eat a banna whilst watching Futurama
My wife is a h0r who trades near the door
But your life dont go far if you end up getin hit by a car!

The Sad story of the mouse.

R.I.P MOUSE
Minxxy
17-10-2003, 13:08
Originally posted by EZTiger
EZTiger applauds!! :E

Such talent and working with very little options!

A spent rocket shell, is the shell (case) left behind after a rocket has been fired. The shell (case) of the spent rocket was lying on the floor, contemplating a career change :P

I am impressed to say the least! Again again!



Someone choose another four words.. must be four only, two lines to rhyme, funniest wins an all expenses paid trip to Southend!

Crowd Gasps! :E

cheers for enlightening me on the spent rocketshell thingy... was really doing my head in

before i go exhaust my poetic talents, erm the 4 new words i can manage, tho erm there a limit again to the amount of lines one is allowed to use??? i used 2 to many in my last poem!!!! and i want to win the trip this time thank you....
Minxxy
17-10-2003, 13:14
mouse
banana
door
car

lemme open the door of the car for you my dear,
thats not a mouse, its a banana no reason to fear.

brilliant wasnt it? :E
ScoRp1ouS
17-10-2003, 14:55
pld !
blito
17-10-2003, 19:39
i live next door to a super hero mouse
a super hero no less, BANANA MOUSE!
With his bent yellow powers
he patrols the streets for hours
cruising the streets in his little yellow car
the villains all run away.. they run very far.


/me ends silly mode
Minxxy
21-10-2003, 10:03
very high quality Blito, outstanding!

hard to beat that one... :)
blito
21-10-2003, 17:30
its the bent yellow powers isn`t it.. that what does it.. canae beat bent yellow power :E