SAC Recruiting

[Luke_Sky]

:rolling:

SAC is proud to announce the formation of a new clan!

It has come to our notice that none of the clans cater for the psycopathic players upon our beloved server!

We would like to address this intolerable situation by starting a new clan "SAC" !

What does SAC denote..................................Ask Hand_Solo when you see him he's an expert!

First you must read and agree to the clan rules listed below:-

i. piss taking is required in all circumstances (indeed encouraged)

ii. consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol whilst on line is compulsary.

iii. all clan members must do thier utmost to endow themselves with a stupid name, (macho or smartarse names consisting of characters is prohibited)

iv. clan members must at all times behave and follow server rules when in new york and california (unless you can get away with it)

v.members must at all times show respect to superior ranked clan demigods, (Luke and Hand) by throwing insults on sight.

vi. you are to kill anything on sight , unless its too big then you are to run away quickly throwing friendly abuse at the pursuers.

vii. no clan member may utilise a ship bigger than a class 9, (just in case you beat us)

viii. you are to disregard all the above

The clan shall have a rank system based on experience, skill, style and the size of the bribe I recieve.

clan members will be ranked:-

1st rank rookie trouser fiddler. RTF

2nd rank advanced abuse thrower. AAT

3rd rank total to**er TT

any clan member who trancends all these ranks will become the clan representative in court.

still interested , see Hand_Solo or Luke_Skywa**er on line.

have a really unsafe time out there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[ShadowKnight]

LOL
tell me what if i brib u whis all me money ,then ill have a higher rank then yours lol ;)
kidding i wont join such "not normall" clan hehehe

[Macross]

oooh, can i join?

[Hand Solo]

You'll have to ask Luke mate, I've deem far too irresponsible to be allowed to recruit people !!! ;-)

What I will say (Hand puts on his best 'intelligent' head), is that mayhem is about to ensue on the Wireplayer server !!!!

Jesus, was that the most intelligent thing I could think of !!!

I think I may have finally lost it !!!

Anyway, picture it, a clan of murderous, drunken, heartless pilots roaming the universe, it'll be interesting to see how the high and mighty KoF words actually help, when they have to protect all these innocent freighters !!!! ;-)

I can't wait to start hunting again !!! :cool:

[Luke_Sky]

hell hand im amazed anything you said makes sense,

macross get yourself a falk and come to the party, any damned fool can fly an eagle, ;)

if you have any sort of skil a falk will do for hunting mate and it dont cost the earth, look at pheonix she's good enough to kill in a starflyer :arrow: ,

so if your not bored with the game come,n join the real outcasts :naughty:

[Luke_Sky]

and just to make it even more interesting all new members will recieve a t-shirt with clan logo, a baseball cap with masterbator on it and a darth vader helmet to wear whilst playing!!

send a stamped adressed shoe box to :-

the tip
council municipal dpt
bogsville
oakladroma
tw88at

[ShadowKnight]

lol now i in ;)
kidding , i dont wanna be in any clan so i wont become an enemy to any and wont hate him and wont kick him and wont ban him ............. :) hehehe

ill keep my nutral side :) (till some1 make a clan that evry1 like which i dont think it possble lol :( )

[Hand Solo]

Look up 'incognito' mate !!! ;-)

[ShadowKnight]

what is "incognito" :? lol

[jewels]

hmmmmm beer me wanna join!!!!!!!!ask [kof]p4n!c drinkin buddies P.S beer rules lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and er....................beer!!!!!

[Macross]

incognito means 'under disguise' eg.... start another character and come join the fun.

just doin it for ****s and giggles baby

[DOOM_SF]

I think I am drunk enought to join

[Hand Solo]

***Hand falls out of bed, knocking 5 of the many empty Grolsch tinnies from the desk, one landing on his already aching head***

Memo to self: Drink more beer, to better stabalise the body, as it sleeps on a Saturday morning !!!! ;)

Anyway, how many new people did actually join SAC yesterday, we must surely be into double figures by now !!!!

Oh Jesus, I have to go to work, not good fun for the day :(

Cya all later !!!!

The Great Hand Solo ;)

[DOOM_SF]

yeah, I feel that doubling thing myslef when I am drunk

"cool, I got 22 new msgs in my mail-box "

it was only 2 I am 2 lonely :((((((

[DOOM_SF]

I forgot, I got GF, do not tell here I said that...

Moderetors plz delete all my posts plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I wont drive again when I am dunk I promise plz


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[[AKA]-Pestilence]

Which are you guys on ?

[[AKA]-Pestilence]

Server that is. (I'm not drunk)

[DOOM_SF]

I am not sure, its the palce that smells like SP, but insted of reloading when the police catsh you with cardmine u press F1 :D


its server 1.1 man!