emcse
10-06-2007, 05:12
At Laaast, aaat laaast, me greatest of the gobliniiis!!! No more thralls o'cavern!
Master came to me and choosen me help him to plunder little, ugly hobbits. We attacked the tiny uglies at night and killed them all. The stinky wolf lacerated them, Master did mighty magic, and me... my deadly arrows made them bleed and cry for mercyyy. Nooo mercyyy for the little uglies!
Haha, I enjoyed the last one of them. I sneaked upon her and my blade let her blood run away. Oh, so yummy, hot blood on her pale, ill skin! We burned down the village, looted the houses, so glorious day!
Haha, me no more thrall, me great hero from this day! Haha!
Master came to me and choosen me help him to plunder little, ugly hobbits. We attacked the tiny uglies at night and killed them all. The stinky wolf lacerated them, Master did mighty magic, and me... my deadly arrows made them bleed and cry for mercyyy. Nooo mercyyy for the little uglies!
Haha, I enjoyed the last one of them. I sneaked upon her and my blade let her blood run away. Oh, so yummy, hot blood on her pale, ill skin! We burned down the village, looted the houses, so glorious day!
Haha, me no more thrall, me great hero from this day! Haha!