Not enough humour.

[Kick Arse]

As you can see I have decided there is not
enough humour on the WP boards. So I will try
my best to provide some!!

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was ****ed
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks
I have good mind to scrap the whole fuc.king works
I've busted my ass for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear

The old lady bitches cause I work late at night
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight
Rudolph got drunk and shagged all the maids
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS

And just when I thought that things would get better
Those sh1ts from the TAX office sent me a letter
They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny
Who the hell ever sent Santa Clause money

And the kids these days - they all are the pits
They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh1ts
I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads

I made loads of yo yo's - No need for them
They all want computers...I'm not IBM!
If you think that's bad...just picture this
Try holding those brats...with their pants full of ****

They pull on my nose - they grab at my beard
And if I don't smile..the parents think I'm weird
Flying through the air...dodging the trees
Falling down chimneys and cutting my knees

I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment
I'll sit on my arss and draw unemployment
There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason
I found me a blonde.. I'm going SOUTH for the season!!

Woohoo!! Go Santa.



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Cheers,

Kick