Kick Arse
30-12-1998, 17:28
Here we go then,
A woman and her daughter were riding in on
open buggy one cold blustery January day. The
daughter said to her mother,
"My hands are freezing cold."
The mother said,
"Put them between your legs, the body heat will warm them up." So she did and they warmed
up.
The next day, the daughter was riding in the
buggy with her boyfriend when he said his
hands were freezing cold. She said
"Put them between my legs and the body heat will warm them up."
He did and they were warmed.
The next day, the girl and her boyfriend were driving in the buggy again when he said,
"My nose is freezing cold."
The girl said,
"Put it between my legs and my body heat will warm it."
He did and his nose was warmed.
The next day, the girl and her boyfriend were driving again when he said,
"My penis is frozen solid."
The next day the girl and her mother were driving in the buggy when the girl asked her mother,
"Do you know what a penis is?"
"I do,"
said the mother, concerned,
"what about them?"
"They make one heck of a mess when they thaw out."
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Cheers,
Kick
A woman and her daughter were riding in on
open buggy one cold blustery January day. The
daughter said to her mother,
"My hands are freezing cold."
The mother said,
"Put them between your legs, the body heat will warm them up." So she did and they warmed
up.
The next day, the daughter was riding in the
buggy with her boyfriend when he said his
hands were freezing cold. She said
"Put them between my legs and the body heat will warm them up."
He did and they were warmed.
The next day, the girl and her boyfriend were driving in the buggy again when he said,
"My nose is freezing cold."
The girl said,
"Put it between my legs and my body heat will warm it."
He did and his nose was warmed.
The next day, the girl and her boyfriend were driving again when he said,
"My penis is frozen solid."
The next day the girl and her mother were driving in the buggy when the girl asked her mother,
"Do you know what a penis is?"
"I do,"
said the mother, concerned,
"what about them?"
"They make one heck of a mess when they thaw out."
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Cheers,
Kick