Nice one m8, I'll be joining you there and we can refine Roughers song even more. Can't see me wanting to be here often....takes too long to work out which threads you have read and which have new posts.
Mebe
Well....I've been here and I think it's slower than delphi, even at this time of the morning http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/frown.gif
So I'm gonna re-post a little ditty I wrote about a fellow AA player (well, manwife of an AA player actually) and then abandon this board in favour of the old Cons and Insults board and Godz forum...anyone want's me that's where I'll be....
Ode To Roughneck - Lyrics by Urban
He took the shilling at sweet seventeen,
Travelling the world, now that was his dream,
With eyes aglow,
And his kit stashed belooow....,
He worked his first day then to shower did go.
With ears so big and buttocks so round,
The other seamen were suitably proud,
At last they had found,
A newbie to pounnnd....,
And the first bar of soap, it fell to the ground.
<Chorus>
"Oi Murphy, pick up my soap",
"I don't use the kind that's attached to a rope",
And when like a dope,
Over he did beeend....,
I entered his arse, with my purple end.
They held him down, they played thier game,
Careful not to render him lame,
With fully split ring,
And a big joyous griiin....,
Murphy himself began to sing.
<Chorus>
"Yes Sir, I'll pick up your soap",
"Please don't use the kind that's attached to a rope",
"And when like a dope",
"Over I do beeend....",
"Bust up my arse, with your big purple end".
From port to port for many a year,
Murphy serviced the crew through his rear,
From Captain to Cook,
And Cabin Boy tooooo....,
They all took their turn at poking his poo.
<Chorus>
"Oi Murphy, pick up my soap",
"I don't use the kind that's attached to a rope",
And when like a dope,
Over he did beeend....,
I entered his arse, with my purple end.
But all this reaming was taking it's toll,
For their willies were now much to small for the hole,
They tried to stitch,
Thier favourite biiiitch....,
But Murphy it was time to ditch.
<Slow Sad Bit>
The next time in Port they put him ashore,
For all their dunking had widen his bore,
And for the first time in years his arse wasn't sore,
And as the ship sailed off o'er the seaaa....,
From the harbours edge they heard this forlorn plea.
"Please Sir, one more time with the soap",
"Oh please Sir, don't use the kind with rope",
"I wont survive down here in the sooouth....",
"Oh ****..I forgot..I'VE STILL GOT ME MOUTH!!!"
<Chorus>
"Oi Murphy, pick up my soap",
"I don't use the kind that's attached to a rope",
And when like a dope,
Over he did beeend....,
I entered his arse, with my purple end.
<Repeat and Fade>
Urban
A fine ditty and worth repeating - pity about the **** though.
Im bored can you tell?
just thought I'd get the oldest post on this NB some air
2 bottles left and then Im off to bed
well worth it to see a bit of classic Urban
Do I get royalties each time this song is mentioned or posted??
Kaffchew--Anti'sMIssus
31-01-2001, 21:11
What do you know
I send this to people all the time cos I got it in my funny text folder !! (which is full of stuff you lot have made up and a few of hazlo's jokes and that excellent toilet thing Phillie did)
So when you get your royalties Muf lemme know hunny and we'll have another party !
Actually, I want the royalties for coming up with the title which inspired the song :)
i think it went (with some trimming for the WP audience) ...
"You mince in and deliver the most ineffectual insults we've seen for many a month then criticize other people? Seek help m8 you need it.
Lets face it, you have never been near a <deleted> <deleted> ....not for want of trying but your <deleted> just isn't long enough to reach <deleted> with your <deleted> pressed firmly against <deleted>.
Unfortunately the same can't be said about your receiving habits though. I'm reliably informed there is now a earthy sea shanty entitled "Oi Murphy! Pick up my soap" the drunken strains of which can be heard eminating from seedy bars and brothels in naval ports around the world. Apparently it recounts the tale of an innocent, fresh faced teenager who joined the senior service full of dreams and with the glint of faraway exotic places in his eyes. This bawdy ballad goes on to describe how his girlish looks and convenient handle like ears led step by wincing, pillow biting step to his complete corruption and degradation. Eventually he became the floozie of an entire ship, gladly taking the <deleted> <deleted> of anyone from bilge hand to captain. The song does have a slightly sadder ending which carries a warning for others tempted by their natural proclivities and gullibility to follow the career path of 'Able Hands Murphy' as it's subject was eventually discharged on medical grounds due to the limited supply of tampons carried even on the largest ships.
So Rough, although you have been forced to leave the seafaring life you can rest assured you will be forever remembered in the popoular song, 'Oi Murphy! Pick up my soap'
Mebe"
Show me the money Urban!
[Edited by Mebe on 01-02-2001 at 01:43 AM]
:laugh:
/me collapses to the floor in a fit of giggles. "I'm sorry, it may be immature but I found that funny beyond words."
Congratulations to all involved. This'll be sung in Irish pubs for years to come...
Ahh the joys of seeing it for the first time...
You can find the whole sorry thread here: http://forums.delphi.com/chadman/messages/?msg=398.1
Other favourite thread (starts well, dies down a bit then gets going):
http://forums.delphi.com/chadman/messages/?msg=307.1
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