Kick Arse
30-12-1998, 16:55
A little girl came running into the house
bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand:
"Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she
wailed. "Why do you want a glass of cider?"
asked her mom. "I cut my hand on a thorn, and
I want the pain to go away!" Confused, but
weary of the child's whining, the mother
obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The
little girl immediately dunked her hand in
it. "Ouch! It still hurts! This cider
doesn't work!" she whined. "What are you
talking about?" asked her increasingly
perplexed parent, "What ever made you think
that cider would ease your pain?" "Well, I
overheard my big sister say that whenever she
gets a ***** in her hand, she can't wait to
get it in cider"
Oooohhh!! that was bad!!
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Cheers,
Kick
bawling her eyes out and cradling her hand:
"Mummy, quick! Get me a glass of cider!" she
wailed. "Why do you want a glass of cider?"
asked her mom. "I cut my hand on a thorn, and
I want the pain to go away!" Confused, but
weary of the child's whining, the mother
obliged and poured her a glass of cider. The
little girl immediately dunked her hand in
it. "Ouch! It still hurts! This cider
doesn't work!" she whined. "What are you
talking about?" asked her increasingly
perplexed parent, "What ever made you think
that cider would ease your pain?" "Well, I
overheard my big sister say that whenever she
gets a ***** in her hand, she can't wait to
get it in cider"
Oooohhh!! that was bad!!
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Cheers,
Kick