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Jesus
06-01-1999, 00:31
Trashed a hire car in the czech republic, woohoo. Bloddy-grait-big wild boar standin' int' middle o' rord. Borth air bags explorded, bonnett flipped up ont' windscreen, which were well cracked by th' wair, floor plan shifted back a foot and front o' car were distroyed. Boar allsor left gibs down side o' car and ont' rord.

Goddamn motherfunning boar were well dead, checked it meself just t' mek shor.

One other thing, Munich is got lordsa fantasticaly gorgeous women, and I really noticed the difference in quality when I arrived at stanstead. I have a theory 'bout that. Read on if intrested...


Hitler made a deal with the allies saying, you can win if we get all the good breeding stock. And we stupidly said yes! How am I supposed to cope now that I have seen more bountiful pastures hey?

Well guessed, I'm not actually from the north, I don't wear a tight T-shirt-and-moustache.

Terron
06-01-1999, 19:33
What does Jesus need with a hire car? Surely he can ask god for a lift...?

Jesus
07-01-1999, 01:47
But then I would miss the pretty scenery!!

Terron
07-01-1999, 19:20
Ask him to bring his convertible - God probably has a Cadillac somewhere.