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Thread: Christmas, and the great pantyhoe shortage

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    Its nearly that time of year again, although youwouldn't know, what with the shops and adverts and all!

    /me sighs

    On a lighter note, tinsel smells good, dont it


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    I always thought it was pantyhose/hoes.....but I'm not American so I wouldn't know.....just that quote from Pretty Woman....

    "Oh no, I've got a runner in my pantyhoes.
    Oh - I'm not wearing any pantyhoes."

    Or is it like a singular/plural thing? And if so, wtf is a singular pantyhoe???

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    "No, no, no - I can't pass this on. To pass it on is to say you've had enough....." Howard Marks

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    you're both wrong, it's a crimbo thread so it's
    Pantyho-ho-ho's...

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    Panties?

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    /me legs it before it gets too smutty....

    Kali.
    Having given up all the difficulties, all the thoughts, the very ego itself, to Kali, the mind experiences the utmost peace and delight [From Kali Puja]

    "No, no, no - I can't pass this on. To pass it on is to say you've had enough....." Howard Marks

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    never worried you before.....

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    Shhhh....don't tell them that. For all they know, I am Miss Innocent.

    Kali.
    Having given up all the difficulties, all the thoughts, the very ego itself, to Kali, the mind experiences the utmost peace and delight [From Kali Puja]

    "No, no, no - I can't pass this on. To pass it on is to say you've had enough....." Howard Marks

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    *cough*

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    Its Pantyhoe!

    A small tool for *ahem* turning soil in your underwear.


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    OIC....my mistake.

    Kali.
    Having given up all the difficulties, all the thoughts, the very ego itself, to Kali, the mind experiences the utmost peace and delight [From Kali Puja]

    "No, no, no - I can't pass this on. To pass it on is to say you've had enough....." Howard Marks

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    wtf would you want to turn soil in your underwear

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    Especially in the winter time!!!

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    meh is liking this thread..meh will watch from a distance.

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    Have you never turned soil in your underwear?

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    misquote
    Soil my underwear

    sounds like a meeting of my support group

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    I havent ever turned it in my underwear, but I have watched my mum trying to turn the soil with a pitchfork in winter - not an easy task. The ground is very cold, often frozen, so in ur underwear, ur bits would get very cold........and dirty too!!

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    and thankyou to Louhi for that insight into the workings of PantyHoes

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    So long as you have someone around to lick them clean there isn't a problem.

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    what a quandry...a very dirty and extremely clean post by BB...trust you to say that though mate

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    'twas expected and not one to disappoint

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    finally i have an excuse to put my hand down my pants

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    But dirt doesnt taste very nice, except to babies......OOOOOHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

    :devilish innocence:

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