Come back with my money!!!!

[Tyler Durden]

I nearly got fired at work today...

Picture the scene, word got around that there was only a few granules of coffee left in the kitchen!!! Panic sets in

I run towards the coffee drop, and spy fellow workmates battling with that scum clan called Tech-support!!!
Each side hoping that they can down anyone returning from the coffee drop so that they can pinch the coffee out of their mug.

It get's pretty frantic...

Then I spy a hole in the melee, I sprint through, get into the kitchen and then stand in front of the door, blocking it from those Tech-support scummers

Our coffee was saved - job well done I thought...

But no... the league er, I mean office admin happened to be informed of this tactic, and since Tech-support hadn't thought of it first, I was ordered to see him in his office...

Closing the door he growled at me and asked what I thought I was doing blocking the door.
I pointed out that it was a skillful tactic, unlike Tech-support who sneakily threw their coffee out of the window so no-one else could get it.
The lea.. er office admin asked me what the hell I was on about, then had the cheek to say that we were the ones throwing coffee around the place!!!!

I asked him if he had any screen shots for proof, to which he retorted "What the f*ck are you on about looney? you on drugs in work time again?"
"A cover-up to hide the real coffee-throwing culprits..." I thought but decided to say nothing.

Suddenly the rumour spread that the entire tech-support team where leaving to work with a company over the road...

We all pretended to be saddened by this, but while mumbling "c-ya then, close the door on the way out" under our breaths - not too loud though in case we became victims of the wrath of the office admin (who also works for tech-support but supposedly that doesn't cloud his judgement what so ever...)

Eventually the end of the day came and we all left hoping that a new morning will bring fresh coffee and maybe a few people being given fresh roles (ham and cheese for me please)...

Only time will tell



For anyone who has had a charisma bypass:
THIS IS CHEEKY HUMOUR please try not to take offence

Tyler 'I'm off, I'm back, I'm off again, It's me I'm back, that's it I'm off, Hey guys you miss me?...' Durden
FIGHTCLUB



[This message has been edited by Tyler Durden (edited 15-02-2000).]

[[nWo] Swany]

ROFLMAO

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'Youve just been Swanified, now dont try that again'

<nWo 4 life>

[[RW]mutabor]

erm...dont u think u r playing KP TOO much?
heheee...
nice1 m8!

[[RW]mutabor]

erm...dont u think u r playing KP TOO much?
heheee...
nice1 m8!

[[RW]mutabor]

erm...dont u think u r playing KP TOO much?
heheee...
nice1 m8!

[[K]Divebomb]

*LOL* I wasn't awre 12 minutes was a long time for most ppl, Farque... 'Course, if you're old, every second is priceless



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[ShAkA]

I've been waiting for someone to bring this up! heheh.
ITS THE MOST ANNOYING THING!
You fight someone and if you win you earn the right to their cash, I HATE IT WHEN SOMEBODY NICKS IT! I really do, I actually swear at the person sometime, "you little f*cker!". hehehe. really ****es me off. SO YOU GITS THAT NICK IT! IF ITS MY KILL, ITS MY CASH! rofl

GGRrrrr


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Check out BC:2k for all your Bagman needs!

[Tyler Durden]

But my previous story is nothing compared to the trouble I had on Monday...
*cue scoobydoo swirly screen*
I was sprinting down the high street, side-strafing the old ladies and their HMGs (Handbags Made of Granite) when I spied the NatWest money drop up ahead!
I switched to fruit and lobbed a load of apples toward the doorway - "that made them scatter..." I sniggered.

On toward the moneydrop...

I opened the door with a swift boot and started to collect money shouting obscenities at the other players around the money drop, when I spied two camping b*stards in police skins I'd never seen before. I grabbed as much loot as I could and was ready to flame them with my zippo lighter, when horror of horrors I realised I was out of lighter fuel. As a last ditch attempt I clobbered one of them across the head with my trusty bread roll.

Anyway, they eventually released me on bail and told me that they don't care whether it's called rocket jumping, If they catch me squirting fire extinguishers into the ground again they're gonna lock me up!

Some people have no sense of adventure

Goodnight all sleep well

Tyler.

[[UW] Cadgey]

Good to have u back on the Forum Tyler!!

Luv it!

& Farqueue - the new young clan with All Aboard as their home map - that wouldn't be WPA* would it???

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Check out the New UrbanWarfare Clan Site
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[MAD-GAZ]

All i can say is that if a member of my team wipes out all the other team,and there is a bag of cash on the floor,then IT'S MINE!..ALL MINE!....LOL

[Tyler Durden]

These olde Englishe Kinge Pin sayings from days of yore (whatever yore is...) might help the situation somewhat:

Find a bag of cash pick it up,
All day long you'll have dudes shouting 'you greedy tw*t that was mine!'

It's better to have played Kingpin and lost
Than to have never played at all

A shotgun in the hand is worth 2 in the bush (ouch! )

Fools rush in where some f*cker has already lobbed a grenade...

Once fragged,
Twice as p*ssed off

Too many pings spoils the game

Many hands make light work (of being able to use multiple binds)

Early to the moneydrop
Early back to the safe,
Makes a clan, health, wealthy and er... probably a prime target to be raided by the other team I'd say

Blimey no wonder I had such a tormented childhood

Tyler www.fightclub.f9.co.uk

[Disdain]

These Tyler stories are so funny. Makes great reading when you're bored at work. Tyler man you were the funniest dude around

[Divebomb]

Originally posted by Tyler Durden
Fools rush in where some f*cker has already lobbed a grenade...

Pure comedy genius RIP Tyler

[*Rogue2()()()*]

I was sprinting down the high street, side-strafing the old ladies and their HMGs (Handbags Made of Granite)

Still sadly missed.

Who ever found this post though deserves a pat on the back. It was funny as hell.

RIP TD

[Scrappy]

ye...

[[kray]LegoBoB]

did u report the money stealer to the police?

[[kray]Spooksta]

He still makes me laugh
Tyler R.I.P

[Minxxy]

Agreed

good thing wp keeps the old archive...
beats reading the newspaper at work.

pssst tho lets not bring up too many old posts, or just link them

[Diablos0]

I must say I've started trawling through the archives when I got nothing better to do, some real funny stuff about.

This forum used to be pretty busy no?

[Minxxy]

yup, those were the days :p

glad i got a easy job here now :p so i can pay your forums a visit

[Diablos0]

Noooooooooooo ;D

Jokin, all your grotty kingpin bunch should get to the Social Forum now ;D

[/pimp]

[(Inc)PHOENIX]

all your forums are belong to us

[Minxxy]

gheheh hiya phoen

spoken like a true kp die hard lol

[Diablos0]

or a l33t CS playa.... Still all are welcome to my forums!!! I love all people, cept circus folk... That's a different story!